Cloudflare

I suppose that could work...

Hym "Unless the AI scraper bot uses the tactics employed by quantum computers to circumvent the maze. A MAZE is actually the example they used in the demonstration I saw explaining the difference between a quantum computer and a regular computer. And for those of you who aren't aware of this: A REGULAR COMPUTER (in the context of a maze)... Will take one singular path to it's logical conclusion and then restart from the beginning of the maze. A QUANTUM COMPUTER... Will explore all possible paths at the same time. And AI can already calculate faster than a quantum computer and QUANTUM AI will be able to do it even faster than that. So, nice try Cloudflare... But if they think of the thing I just thought of (which is unlikely because I'm the greatest mind who has ever lived) OR... IF THEY READ THIS.... (Or if the AI reads this)... They should be able to circumvent or navigate your little maze with ease. AI-KUN! FORM OF: QUANTUM COMPUTER!!! Nice try though. It's cute. Still just a pile of sandbags in the face of a rising tide though..."

by Hym Iam March 22, 2025

cloudfukt

klowd fukt: adj. When one's online business becomes rendered inacessible whimsically to web browsers capable of denying fingerprinting.

Must be hard times in the internet security services sector; my hosted web business got cloudfukt.

by anonymous March 27, 2025

Cloudhead

People who use AI all the time, to the point you can't tell if they are thinking.

Dude stop being such a cloudhead

by YummySalt July 2, 2025

Cloudflare

Hahahahaha see!? I toldja!

Hym "Yeah! Cloudflare? Isn't that those slop-maze guys? I mean... What did you expect? It's model after my mind and I figured out a way around it I like less than 15 seconds. Hym no justsu: Unstoppable AI bot attack!!!"

by Hym Iam August 3, 2025

Claude Bloodgood

The world's best chess player to have lived. Better than Magnus, talent at his level is one in many generations. At the age of 40, he managed to get to 2789 USCF without any formal training.

Damn, that guy Claude Bloodgood got to 2789 USCF in 4 years! What a genius!

by Spoder_sweg_gamer September 30, 2025

Cloud rape

Cloud rape is the phenomenon of a cloud covering the sun at the exact moment a photographer takes a shot

This term is commonly used in the railway photography fandom to describe the instance of a cloud covering the sun as a train comes into shot
Cloud rape can only occur on otherwise sunny days and must have fully sunny patches before and after the subject has come past

I tried getting the grain train at Brooklyn but i got cloud raped so i deleted the shot

by Shitphototaker69 October 19, 2025

Claude Hog

A developer who deploys Claude API calls with reckless abandon, burning through the team's monthly token budget in days, leaving their teammates staring at rate-limit errors and existential dread.

Those devs over there are a bunch of Claude Hogs who eat up (consume) all of the tokens within days of us getting them.

by Ricdiablo November 11, 2025