evil cheese

someone who likes to draw the also usually like anime

oh look its the new girl she looks like a total evil cheese

by wxllxxmx March 14, 2020

Tug Cheese

The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.

Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.

My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.

by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

cheese tiddy

Wha... What? Why would you.. Umm... Yeah... Cheese tiddy is I guess a way to describe something that is frustrating and feels like literal garbage.

Person 1: Yo I'm trying to beat this level and it's so buggy, it's literal cheese tiddy.

by VoidCrypt September 18, 2020

Cheese Text

Simular to flirt-texting, but being taken to the level of one or both of the texters physically smiling (or cheesing) while texting.

Girl 1: "Who the fuck are you Cheese Texting?"

Girl 2: "OH. EM. GEE. I totally didn't even realize I was Cheese Texting!!.. It's this super cute guy named Andy I met at the bar last night. He's such a flirt."

by ModifiedW203Guy March 24, 2012

passing a cheese

flatulence or flatus or commonly known as fart. Other terms are breaking wind, passing gas, having gas, letting on rip.

Khey is usually passing a cheese early in the morning.

Thomas thinks that passing a cheese is a good joke.

by Myles Austin April 2, 2012

Recreational Cheese

A cheese that is not used as an ingredient nor a topping, but merely as a stand alone snack. Best when paired with Franzia or something else that is equally as high-brow. Occasionally greeted with crackers or a baguette.

I do not feel like wings and beer tonight. I'd love to relax with a glass of Chillable Red and some slivers of Havarti or another recreational cheese.

by The Stafford Executive October 20, 2011

Halo Cheese

That heavenly ring of dick cheese (smegma) around a male’s bellend.

My Grindr hook up treated me to a delightful pungent serving of halo cheese.

I need to shower. The halo cheese is getting thick.

I could smell his halo cheese before the boxers were off.

by Dick Onchin December 4, 2020