After making a large bowel movement (without flushing), the person responsible inserts their business card in the pile, so as to inform others of his creation.
I took a massive crap and simply had to leave the calling card...
Tom lifted the seat cover and found a huge log. It was clearly Jordan's, for he left his calling card...
Tom lifted the seat cover and found a huge log. It was clearly Jordan's, for he left his calling card...
by Moustachio March 7, 2007
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by Arran October 23, 2004
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Challenge Day is a commercialized movement made popular by Oprah Winfrey where groups of over 100 people fork over thousands of dollars to be led in large scale touchy- feely group exercises and group therapy. A one day event, Challenge Day uses manipulative tools such as sad music and imagining one's death to get people to participate in the activities. Many consider Challenge Day to be a cult, citing that participants are not allowed to discuss Challenge Day activities with those tho did not participate, the use of hand symbols, cryptic messages, and people's absolute faith in the so called cause. Many also cite the idea that Challenge Day can be detrimental to a person's health and well being in that it attacks a person's emotions in the form of large scale group therapy, but does not offer any sort of follow-up with the participants.
Guy 1 "yeah, i say a sign to switch my thumbs and to drop my waterline"
Guy 2 "Don't worry about it- it's just some Challenge Day crap"
Guy 2 "Don't worry about it- it's just some Challenge Day crap"
by BeAtrixters August 19, 2009
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by Assweepay October 1, 2005
Get the horizontally challenged mug.Challenge Coin Tasks are the things you have to do to fulfill your obligation to the cadet who gave you the Coin. Mine was to ask each cadet in my graduating class if I could suck their dick and swallow their load while I jacked off and blew my load.
When I go to the cadet showers every morning, I look for guy's who haven't taken care of their morning wood and are walking around with raging boners. Then I fall to my knees in front of their hard-on -- they usually say "go for it!" - I do and complete one of my Challenge Coin Tasks!
by USAF Cadet January 15, 2021
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Girl 1: Taneesha is being so annoying! She is fangirling over One Direction and won't talk to me because she just wants to listen to their "hot sexy voices" !!!!!
Girl 2: I know. She is so directionally challenged.
Girl 2: I know. She is so directionally challenged.
by heirloom-twinkies August 6, 2012
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1) Vincenzo Capozzoli always leaves a gentleman's calling-card.
2) I expressed our fraternity through the means of a gentleman's calling-card.
3) Gads, that young whipper-snapper just left me a gentleman's calling card, what a cad, what a bounder!
2) I expressed our fraternity through the means of a gentleman's calling-card.
3) Gads, that young whipper-snapper just left me a gentleman's calling card, what a cad, what a bounder!
by Baarakiss October 6, 2008
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