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candy colon

when you have had anal so many times that your ass hole actually looks like a starburst ,or soft candy, has been molded into a flower shape and put on your ass.
dude! she has such a candy colon! we are so NOT doing anal ever again.

do you think her candy colon is like a light pink or a dark red?
by glow bear May 26, 2017
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Caley Jacobs

The most perfect girl that u will ever meet. Incredibly smart, athletic, and pretty, nice, and funny. Will roast u if u give her a reason too. She is extremely good at soccer/ futsal and is worth getting to know because every guy needs a girl like her in his life. Her favorite word is sweetie, and is totally worth getting to know. I'm sorry if u don't have one of these girls because they are amazing.
Caley Jacobs are always pretty
by Yager4 July 12, 2017
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Candy gas

1. When somebody has the most heinous sounding and or smelling flatulance after consuming too much candy and or liquor.
2. When consuming at an excess a treat that causes severe flatulence.
3. That sound you make early in the morning and blame on the dog.
Damn boy, Jesse sure does have that candy gas! It sounds and smells terrible!
by zacktherapist April 18, 2018
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Candy Dealer

A Candy Dealer is a horny guy that does anything for candy but mostly blowjobs and stuff like that.
Guy: I am gay and need a blowjob but got no money only candy
Guy's friend: I know a candy dealer
by Tommaso the cockmoster August 29, 2017
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Candyfork

Where a man puts sugar on his penis and sticks it inside her.
Ma'am, can I candyfork you?
by All I wanna do is Zoom November 2, 2017
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candy jones

I got a friend request from that candy Jones. She is a face book imposter. She is just trying to extort information out of you.
by London topaz April 21, 2018
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candy miner

A person of exacting quality who inconsiderately fingers the entire candy dish only to pick out all of the obvious best candies.
Dude, why is there only fucking lemon left? Why do you have to be a candy miner?
by candydude123 February 20, 2018
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