Baby carrot

An unfortunate dick size, or a name for someone with an unfortunate dick size

Poor guy has a dick the size of a baby carrot.

by beep_beep_ima_jeep June 19, 2014

baby lady

An attractive female, typically your girlfriend. Unless you're a douch bag.

I could use one every night with a certain baby lady of mine.

by catchymagician January 10, 2019

Waste a baby

When one proceeds to masturbate and excrete large (or if masturbation has occurred far too frequently) very small amounts of "semen", then one has, in effect, "Wasted a baby" ...

Example 1:

"Dude, Elle is so HOT! Just looking at her makes me want to waste a baby!!"

Example 2:

Person 1 - "What the hell is that smell?"

Person 2 - "I know, it smells like i couldn't help but waste a baby ..."

Person 1 - "Fuck you."

by 2BC and The Syklops April 27, 2009

baby virgin

Some one new to anything sexual. Such as holding hands to having sex anything in between that.

My boyfriend is such a baby virgin he hasn't had is first kiss .

by Denise.52 March 6, 2016

Air Baby

When you engage in butt sex and the air gets shoved up your rectum and you get bloated to the effect of feeling pregnant.

Oh honey, you certainly did give me an air baby last night! I feel like I'm about to deliver!

by FapinaDerpina June 30, 2012

baby-farmer

a whore, any of many prominiscuous women.
or
a woman with many children.

Wow! that girl is such a baby-farmer!

Angelina Jolie is a baby-farmer

by shayna burns March 21, 2008

Chinese Baby

Chinese Baby is a popular meme and cult spreading across the cool egg world. It's about Chinese Baby and it's epic bruh face. Added with pre-existing memes, its become something beautiful and therefore everyone stan for CHINESE BABY.
ALSO BRUH

The BTS STAN said Chinese Baby stinks, so Boohit made an ANTI BTS Chinese Baby sticker which was a success!

by YeezusChrist101 August 9, 2020