bread poisoning

The sluggish, bloated feeling that occurs after ingesting too many carbs.

"Uggggh.... All that pasta and those 4 pieces of garlic toast gave me total bread poisoning."

by Mya M. July 24, 2008

bread ou

A stingy fucken Indian Poes who eats span rhoti

Yudi, you a fucken bread ou Poes

by Asdfballs September 3, 2019

Rye Bread

Another way of mentioning a big black dick.

Ex 1: That guy has a huge loaf of rye bread.
Ex 2:(Innuendo) She likes to spread her butter on rye bread.
Ex 3:(Joke) Excuse me but, do you like Rye Bread?
Ex 4: Picture Example http://www.bostream.nu/tricky/omg.jpg

by JesseGaphicsGuy September 16, 2008

Bread Bowl

The sick and twisted yet highly entertaining act of barfing in a female's vagina then fingering her.

I ruined a set of sheets after I gave Suzie a bread bowl last night.

by Gul Kr3w January 9, 2008

Bread Slicers

Extremely long big-toe nails.

Oh my god, look at those bread slicers!

by mitch250 June 14, 2009

bread sock

A bread sock is a tool used to aid in the consumption of bread. It can be any sock: a tube sock, an ankle sock, a windsock. First, you take the bread, roll it in the sock. Second, put the sock in the microwave to make the bread extra warm. Third, remove sock from microwave, pound the sock against a wall to mash the bread. Finally, remove the bread and enjoy!

Guy 1: eBay has some great bread socks. I might buy a few.

Guy 2: Aww man, get me one.

Guy 1: Alright!

by BreadLvr July 22, 2010

mah bread

mah cheese, cabbage, green, something everyone else has a lot of, and you work your whole life to get, but still end up driving an escort

i gotta go pick up my paycheck and get mah bread.

by knuck knuck September 15, 2003