blow my mind 

a term used to describe the simple action of blowing. In this form, the object being blown is the mind

Horny Guy: Hey will you blow me?
Shy Quiet Girl: No....I'd rather YOU blow my mind *deep seductive voice*

blow my mind by The Moobs March 4, 2008

blow job 

The act of a woman widley dialating her nostrels waiting for the pillows to fall out of her vagina. Before the nostrel closes up, it spouts wings and flys in circles then blows a load all over your left leg. It smells so gross, that you actualy start to sprout an erection. Then the flying nostrel shouts "TITTYBATES!" and jumps on top of your penis and swallows it in one bite!

bro i SCOREEDDD last night, ashley gives the BEST blow jobs, IM STILL ERECT!

blow job by niggerfacetittybates October 30, 2009

blow poop 

a blow poop..... is the act of a man recieving oral sex while pooping. Typically on a toilet. The term is a play on words from the classic lolli pop or candy sucker the lolli pop "Blow Pop"

That girl gave me a great blow poop.

blow poop by jonny mo December 6, 2007

blow job 

an excellent lip exfoliant

((tip: when breaking from the mouth to use your hand, stroke quickly and make the palm of your hand rub the top/side of his dick when you pass it..like a curving motion..it makes him tingle all over))

"Last night I gave Chris a blow job and my lips are so soft!"

blow job by 1234098756840293 January 23, 2009

blow it up 

the act of recklessly abandoning all sense of decency by consuming large amounts of alcohol and drugs, and degrading women as much as possible.

Look at those bitches over there. My buddy just bent that one over and put a hole in it. He did a bunch of blow off her tits too. Blow it up!

blow it up by Shaft January 31, 2004

blow job 

When a woman sux a man dick..the BEST way:
Find some place COMFORTABLE- pillows, candles, etc
Start by stroking the mans dick...kiss it a few times, you get the drift
Once you start sucking, dont stop rubbing
make TONZ of noises
once an ejaculation happens, starting sucking it off, but not 2 quickly...take your time ;)

Doing the above blow job will DRIVE A MAN INSANE!

blow job by iWantyourDICK October 23, 2008

blow your block away... then lean back... lean back... 

What Mark mingle will do ifn you piss him off

"im gonna blow your block away, then lean back... lean back"

blow your block away... then lean back... lean back... by Big Ballah March 15, 2005