Blimpie

When you stand up and your dick points straight ahead. Halfway between Limp and a boner. Most commonly found post ejaculation.

After oral sex I enjoy walking around my house to show off my Blimpie

by Dittle603 July 28, 2017

Time Blind

When someone is always running late.

Wow this meeting started 30 mins ago and Joey still isn't here he can be so time blind

by StrawberryDanimals August 5, 2020

Blim

Boy Lost In Music

Blim

by jackknshit June 10, 2009

Sewing Blind

Sewing Blind : Weaves comments in and out of social networking threads/forums totally missing the 'eye' of the thread. LOL

Has no understanding of what the first statement was about, or doesn't care and posts impertinent (that have nothing to do with the subject) comments.

John is always Sewing Blind, he never quite gets it!

Jane is always Sewing Blind, she should pay attention to what she's reading, she's always making comments that no one can understand.

by shelovestosail November 4, 2009

kromer blind

Having any part of your view instructed by the bill of a Stormy Kromer hat.

Well you see officer I didn't have a clear view of the speed limit sign, you may call BS but I'm saying I was kromer blind.

by The Thomas 6 March 26, 2018

blinda

A lousy roommate who is absurdly demanding, irritating and/or lacks social skills.

Have you come up with any new ideas on how to get that blinda to move out?

by Anrd December 26, 2005

Time Blind

When something doesn't age well, like the jokes or phrases are no longer socially acceptable.

Baby it's cold outside is time blind.

Friends is kinda time blind.

by StrawberryDanimals August 5, 2020