Beans

Also known as Colin, is usually a red-head that all the ladies fall for. If you are looking for a date this is the man to go to. He is stronger then Chuck Norris and is best friends with the one and only Jesus Christ. If you have any questions about grammar don’t ask Beans, he’s a math type of dude.

Girl 1: Man this math homework is pretty hard
Jesus Christ: you should ask Beans
Girl 1: you mean the hot guy with red hair
Girl 2: what if I need help on grammar, Will he help?
Jesus Christ: Hell na sista!!!!!!

by Singlepringlebeans April 9, 2019

Beans

Another way of saying you have sh*t on someone

Person 1: Don't say that again or I will spill the beans

Person 2: I have cans of beans on you too
Person 1: I have a warehouse of beans on you
Person 2: Well F*ck

by A man with a plan and 4 cans July 22, 2019

Beans

That brown shit that you eat at chipotle

Are you eating shit sir?

No. Its beans asshole

by Eater August 30, 2019

Bensy

When you put all your effort into Fantasy football and fail to win a single a game.

when you're winning upto the 89th minute and then end up losing in the 90th you'd say he pulled a Bensy.

by Andykelly2019 September 30, 2019

Beans

Cool beans but shortened for convenience.

Person 1: “Yes, I can go out with you that day.”
Person 2: “Oh, beans.”

by Peri the Platypus November 25, 2019

beans#0336

This combination of words and letters is used to describe a very attractive and intelligent woman, somebody who you should cherish forever.

Hey haas, did I ever tell you that beans#0336 is mine?

by Pink Panther#1919 October 19, 2019

Beans de Ass

When someone tries to type "Buenos Dias" but fucks up and sends Beans de Ass

Beans de Ass am rigo, can I have some a ross cont polo

by Mars_ December 27, 2019