anticonsultite

Anticonsultite (an’-ti-con-sul’-tite): noun – one with a keen distrust of consultants – resulting in teeth grinding anger at least once per week. Typically spends an inordinate amount of time trying to figure out how to bow out of contracts but knowing that the cost and expense to do so would yield no positive results and that the consultant has the power to actually make things worse in the system if they have tendencies for vengeance – thus leaving the anticonsultite feeling like a hostage.

Recent projects in the company and general shadiness of consultants have positioned me as a firm anticonsultite.

by awfugit June 18, 2013

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Anticrastinate

Labeled as the opposite of the word "Procrastinate". Used mostly by students to challenge procrastination, yet it leads to an extremer version of procrastination.

Mathew: Man I keep delaying my studies, now I really need to put my head together and start to anticrastinate

Sid: Yeah bro, definitely

Tan: Shit, he's absolutely going to bomb his finals now

Sid: Yeah bro, definitely

by Aimless Archer June 18, 2014

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anticipeetion

The overwhelming urge to pee that builds to crescendo as one races closer to the toilet, the uncanny physiological awareness of it about to happen almost opening the floodgates too early.

After the long car ride, Ryan bolted in the door and raced toward the bathroom; the anticipeetion so strong he let a few rogue drops fly before taking proper aim.

by twistedsister79 April 18, 2016

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