Skip to main content

Unbreakable Cheese

Noun

Definition 1:
It’s cheese but unbreakable. Think of edible Flex Tape, or edible Gorilla Tape.

Definition 2:
A fart you can’t get out.
Example 1

Person: Aww man! My sink is leaking.
Me: Have you tried using Unbreakable Cheese?

Example 2

Person: I have been trying to fart for the past 30 minutes and I can’t get it out.
Me: It’s alright dude you just got that unbreakable cheese
by CallMeKuma February 12, 2019
mugGet the Unbreakable Cheese mug.

Cheese Plaff

After biting into cheesey food and pulling it from your mouth, a long strand falls across your chin, resulting in a cheese plaff.
I had Pappa John's last night and think I got a third degree burn on my chin from a vicious cheese plaff.
by Birbo March 25, 2019
mugGet the Cheese Plaff mug.

Goldfish Cheese

An insult to use when something just really fucking sucks.. just some real bottom of the barrel shit!
This song is straight goldfish cheese bro get outta here 😂❌❌
by kangaroosforever78 April 14, 2021
mugGet the Goldfish Cheese mug.

passing a cheese

flatulence or flatus or commonly known as fart. Other terms are breaking wind, passing gas, having gas, letting on rip.
Khey is usually passing a cheese early in the morning.

Thomas thinks that passing a cheese is a good joke.
by Myles Austin April 2, 2012
mugGet the passing a cheese mug.

Frohmunda Cheese

A pungent film that forms on the genitals of both men and women. Usually, after vigorous activity. Can also be attained from not bathing for extended periods.

Some attribute the origin to the middle age Dutch surname Froomuda, but there is currently little evidence to this claim.
Man, I've been running all day, and now I've got serious frohmunda cheese.

We were about to get it on, but her panties came down and all I could smell was week old frohmunda cheese.
by GMB (God Of Monkey-Fucking) February 3, 2010
mugGet the Frohmunda Cheese mug.

Cheese on a plate

You know, when you melt cheese in the microwave and cut it up like a pizza?
by Beckybutters March 13, 2013
mugGet the Cheese on a plate mug.

Ring Cheese

The amalgam of sweat, fecal remnants and toilet paper fragments around the anal oring. Ring cheese is what makes that ass so ripe.
Her ring cheese was so thick I sent her to the shower.
by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2018
mugGet the Ring Cheese mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email