Dog owner 1: Dude, I always knew my cousin was a weirdo.
Dog owner 2: Why?
Dog owner 1: I caught him filming a dog pound with my dogs, dick in hand.
Dog owner 2: Ew, gross.
Dog owner 2: Why?
Dog owner 1: I caught him filming a dog pound with my dogs, dick in hand.
Dog owner 2: Ew, gross.
by Throwaway11 August 21, 2017

Ahh man, I have been doing so much sausage pounding lately, I think I might have some serious problem.
by SausagePounder January 21, 2019

"Hey Brittany, check out Karl's pound-mound!"
or
"Watch out Brittany! You almost squished my pound-mound!"
or
"Watch out Brittany! You almost squished my pound-mound!"
by Socsglen September 26, 2018

Nothing beats a jet2 holiday! And right now, you can save 50 pounds, per person. That's 200 pounds off for a family of four.
by spin1038airbusappleboeing July 17, 2025

Is what Adobe told Pantone. Another reason why creative crack prices sky rocketing . Corporate moloch dependency ftw.
by dockdeckdork November 17, 2022

Unwanted weight gained during a shelter in place order, resulting from overeating and lack of exercise
by ElCommissioner April 14, 2020

Eden Pound is a stereotypical neek that has a fetish for getting dicked down consistently 3 times a week
by FaultySpork December 14, 2023
