harwich dirt child

If you grow up white trash and play in the dirt in Harwich Ma on Cape Cod. You engage in dirt games, and drink with your friends around a bonfire listening to music. Insults are compliments. You hang out in the woods drinking and smoking weed.

What’s up Dirt Child?
I grew up a Harwich Dirt Child.

by Big Dick78 August 22, 2022

abyss small child

when someone is always screaming about this that are there fault

"my work takes so long"

:no your just being a abyss small child"

by garrydaplatypus January 20, 2021

curepe pres child

A very smart child with a very immature attitude that he/she dosen't know about

That girl feel that she is a curepe pres child

by arielsingh June 4, 2017

only child timeframe

A term that describes the distortion that occurs when someone who’s an only child who grew up regularly distorting or misperceiving time intervals ballparks how long something is going to take.

When she gives me one of her only child timeframe estimates, I just double it so I don’t lose my mind.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023

Clown Bastard Child

A clown bastard child is a child who was possibly switched out at birth by entities unknown (clown bastard aliens)...possibly as a joke on the unsuspecting parents. Parents may leave the hospital with what they perceive to be the most sweetest child in the world...only to discover about 5 years later that the child's behavior is so atrocious it makes the parent proclaim that the child could not possibly be theirs because of how said child acts. The parents were fooled because the child resembles them but his actions later in life may prove otherwise. These children are often spawned...not born

broken down-

Clown- because it seems a joke was played on you.
Bastard- because this child surely CANNOT be yours!

Child- self-explanatory

"Whose clown bastard child is this?!"

by crookedletterI July 22, 2012

sweet summer child

Another really nice way of saying 'bless your heart'.

So you believe in faith over science ? Oh you sweet summer child.

by CrashMussen April 8, 2021

Only Child Syndrome

A terrible disease that typically effects only-children, but can occasionally strike people with siblings. It may also effect children whose parents divorce.
Symptoms include: playing mind games with members of the opposite sex, a cripling desire for instant gratification, the inability to compromise or share, and a total disregard for anyones thoughts or feelings but their own.

Example 1: Man, that girl is such a bitch- she wouldn't even spare a square! She has the worst case of only child syndrome I've ever seen!

Example 2: My boss has the worst case of only child syndrome ever! Every time I do something good he finds a way to slam me down just so he can feel better about himself.

by Andy Locoweed July 28, 2008