whaler

An individual who pursues sexual interactions with an over-sized or obese female.

Dang, did you see that chick Ganesh hooked up with? She tried eating the pizza condom he had on. That guy is a straight up whaler.

by drunk night October 7, 2012

Silver Whale

Kinda like a Bremelo; referring to unattractive women that frequent or reside in Silverdale, WA with the intent or inclination to pursue relations with US Naval personnel stationed there. She can frequently be distinguished by, but are not limited to, women wearing satin jackets with ship names on them or having noticeably half-permed hairstyles.

Jay hooked up with a Silver Whale from the Horse and Cow!

by Amber&Rachael March 8, 2009

Beached whale

a young man, who is short, fat, ugly, had black curly hair, resembles a whale but is human, tends to lay on the beach as if he is washed up on shore and responds to the name ZG.

wow, did you see beached whale today?
No. but his mom june was looking pretty fine.

by ad991223 November 17, 2009

whaleboy

an exclamation that means anything you really want it to mean, from how you feel after a tough exam to the large girl with pink underwear that lives across the street from you

damn i really dont feel well today. whaleboy!

by phenompyrus December 8, 2004

Whaled

Getting screwed by someone extremely over weight.

Natalie: Dude, Brandi whaled josh this summer.
Megan: Holy shit, he got whaled!!!

by mEgGeRz November 23, 2003

Whale's Tail

When your poop is so long that the bottom tip sticks at the bottom of the toilet and the top end falls forward and slaps your testicles. Imitating being slapped like a whale's tail.

Trevor called me during dinner to tell me about his comical whale's tail. It was a Whale of a tale.

by jcshfr August 27, 2005

Whalebait

An overweight minor whose interested in sex with older people.

Pedobear is sad. Your 13 year old girlfriend must weight 300 lbs. Talk about whalebait.

by Tankman86 February 13, 2009