wanker flag

Flag depicting the cross of St. George (red cross on white background) carried by loud football fans, or attached to their cars. So called because it gives the bystander a good clue as to the masturbatory proclivities of the bearer.

Mainly found in southern U.K.
Bearers of wanker flags can often be heard making noises similar to 'ING-UH-LAAND', 'TOOO NIL', and other such inanities.

I was going to go down the pub for a swift pint but it was full of twats carrying wanker flags!

by will-h June 21, 2004

wankercunt

A word used to abuse my friend Dodge.

Dodge, you are a wankercunt!

by Morph February 20, 2005

Wanker Faced

being completely and totally drunk off your ass AKA hammered, smashed, toasted, drunk, fucked up, plowed, sloshed, etc.

Hey lets go and get wanker faced tonight!

by Nat05 May 9, 2005

wankerdoodle

A large penis with no hair.

Omg last night my wankerdoodle was so all up in her poontang.

by Roo Is Awesome January 24, 2011

Wanker

An arrogant Sivan appears as an asshole

Waasaaa! Ya, he's a wanker!

by biophilo May 29, 2014

Walker

(v) to Get Ran Over or to Run over by or using a vehicle, usually an ambulance, with Enough Force to get instantly Cremated or to Instantly Cremate Someone.

Woah, did you hear that Stanley got Walkered by an Ambulance on his way out from the Hospital?

by handyman-677 January 17, 2021

J-walker

When two people are butt to butt, and one person farts into the other person's butthole.

Me and the girlfriend were sleeping butt to butt, and I slipped her a j-walker

by CrzCuban27 June 26, 2019