Phantom Wiper

A phantom wiper is an unknown person who wipes their butt on various objects.

If you see a rag, towel, rug, or a shower curtain with brown streaks you know the phantom has stricken.

"Hey did you see that towel with brown streaks on it?"

"The phantom wiper strikes again!!!"

by Nightguy06 February 3, 2026

LR 90 wipers

This is the action in which you are riding a motorcycle in the rain and need to eliminate the water on your visor. You simply turn your head to the (L)eft for a few seconds and then turn your head to the (R)ight for a few seconds while going 90 mph.

I was riding on my R1 to Indian Lake (logan county Ohio) when it started raining. I had to turn on my LR 90 wipers to even see the road.

by honkeydonkey May 23, 2013

west coast window wiper

To release chuncky direhea on ones window screen while a group cleans it off with there tounges

Those boys west coast window wipered my car today at the drive through

by west coast window wiper September 26, 2014

W5 GLASSES WIPES

u use the piece of shit to clean ur glasos m8t

Guy 1: Look at this!
Guy with glasses: wait i need to clean my glasses with those W5 GLASSES WIPES

by This Username is mine September 5, 2017

Two-Way Wiper

An individual that is so stingy, that after wiping their ass with some toilet paper, they flip it over and use the unsoiled side.

Steve: Fucking Jim wouldn't even loan me five dollars so I can buy a slice of pizza.
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!

by traphouse333 June 20, 2018

No Baby Wipes

Meaning as no bullshit

I ain"t dealin with no baby wipes

by TimmyTim14 January 16, 2019

Poo of 1000 wipes

When you have finished said poo, but the ensuing wipe is endless. No matter how many wipes you wipe, the poo shall remain.

*exiting bathroom* "Sorry I took so long I had a poo of 1000 wipes."

by Maddroxstuff December 5, 2019