These breeds of people spawn from the decendants of the greek gods. They are known to inhabit damp dark corners of the Mediterranean penesual. Also this lineage can be traced down to modern day Spurg dwellers. Slaving away on their computers.
by Hugh G. Rection April 17, 2015
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The cops cornered a Varnum at spinx last night but he shagged two pigs before they caught him- goat scrumper--
by Dsafddd November 15, 2016
Get the Varnum mug.This is a person who runs in the style of the Armored Titan in the anime Attack on Titan. They will also fight like the Female and Rogue Titan in Attack on Titan. Basically, any Titan shifter in Attack on Titan is how these people act.
In a gym scenario: "Woah, he's going fast! He's like the Armored Titan!"
"Well he'll be considered a Variation Titan then."
In a wrestling scenario: "Man, he's got some good moves, like that Female Titan!"
"A variation Titan, I guess?"
"Well he'll be considered a Variation Titan then."
In a wrestling scenario: "Man, he's got some good moves, like that Female Titan!"
"A variation Titan, I guess?"
by SpiritAgonzBoi May 19, 2017
Get the Variation Titan mug.OMG? You DONT watch Riverdale? Under which rock have you been living for the past year? Varchie is the ship name of one of riverdales cutest couples! It is made up of Veronica Lodge and Archie Andrews. Archie + Veronica = Varchie!
But seriously! If you have no clue what this all means, open up Netflix and START. WATCHING. RIVERDALE!!!
But seriously! If you have no clue what this all means, open up Netflix and START. WATCHING. RIVERDALE!!!
Normal person 1 (normal because they WATCH RIVERDALE) :"Oh, have you heard that Veronica and Archie from Riverdale are dating again?"
Normal Person 2:"Yes! I really ship #varchie!
Normal Person 2:"Yes! I really ship #varchie!
by Imadevarchiedefinitionasadarex February 26, 2018
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Get the varchie mug.When someone is not gay, but rather Vargay they have ascended past the normal plains of tier 1 gay. they have reached tier 4 gay and have reached enlightenment in the gay realm.
Vargay can also be used when generally insulting someone
Vargay can also be used when generally insulting someone
by Ms Rowland June 6, 2018
Get the Vargay mug.The Armenian meatball we all know and love. Vardon is a guest-star on David Dobrik's vlogs, where he is known for his energy and innocence. He actually holds the world record for being invisible longer than anyone else, and plans to rob Subway. Vardon is a victim of bullying at his school, however his good friend David and Josh Fucking Peck told the principal on the bully. Unfortunately, Vardon is currently at war with none other than Alex Ernst, the bunny-lover/furry we all know and love (and put on a few pounds). The two are feuding over... tbh we don't even know Vardon didn't let him go on a trampoline or some shit so Alex got mad etc etc. Ultimately, the only thing keeping Vardon going through all these daring tasks, is Krispy Kreme. Why yes, the main energy source for the high cholesterol goofball is the delicious, sweet, glazed donuts from his second home, Krispy Kreme.
Me: "Yo I love Vardon from David's vlogs!"
Liza: "Nah he fucking sucks."
Me: "Fuck you Liza, this is why you're not in the Vlog Squad anymore."
Liza: *explodes into dust*
Liza: "Nah he fucking sucks."
Me: "Fuck you Liza, this is why you're not in the Vlog Squad anymore."
Liza: *explodes into dust*
by TardGuard January 29, 2019
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