Tucker

a kid with balls the size of mountings he gets all the bitchs and his dad came back with the milk

the average tucker has balls

by isuckmassvballs May 23, 2022

Tucker

massive dick

tucker hase a massive dick

by isuckmassvballs May 23, 2022

.tuckerzzfanpage

.tuckerzzfanpage Is probably my best friend, or my only friend to be completely honest. Their one of the funniest people I know, and .tuckerzzfanpage is always there for me when I need him. I love them lots, and even if they don’t feel the same way, I can express it in lots of ways <333

Your mother: who’s .tuckerzzfanpage?
Joe: a fa-

by Hormama May 28, 2022

ticket

A former Roblox currency, also called "tix."

This item costs 100 tickets.

by Mattjod May 29, 2022

ticket queen

What city cops call state troopers, since all they do is write speeding tickets on the highways.

Ticket queens hog all the glory.

by RoundenBrown July 28, 2022

tucker

that guy you know you shouldn’t like, but goddamn it you just can’t help it.

i love talking to tucker
tucker is so sweet
me and tucker are just friends

by star maiden July 28, 2022

Tucker's Bowtie

Where a highly-improbable and sometimes *possible* conclusion is believed over much more probable conclusions due to a combination of either (a) Not wanting to recognize an inconvenient truth, and/or (b) Wanting the fantastical to be true.

Commonly the opposite to Occam's Razor.

Named after Tucker Carlson and the predisposition of conservatives to spew and believe in far-fetched conspiracy theories.

Person A: "I believe aliens are real!"

Person B: "You're committing a Tucker's Bowtie"

by JimothyJoeBob August 12, 2022