I love tristen. Tristen may have trust and anger issues but i will treat him good no matter what. I just want to date him.. but i dont know if he might like me back. Hes really nice and will do anything for you or me! Tristen’s the type to bully anyone just for you❤️ and will love you but if you just leave or cheat he’ll wont gaf. He will flirt with you and maybe hug you.. play with you.. he might be insecure about his looks but I love my ugly stupid idiot boy! Get yourself a Tristen!
by msmysterious March 18, 2023
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by hwhwhwhwhwhwhw March 19, 2023
Get the Tristan mug.The kind of person that you feel safe with. He is the perfect man and is someone who is admired by others. He is caring, loving and protective of who he loves. He is someone you want on your side and someone you never want to lose. His presence is so graceful. He is someone who you should always cherish because losing him is the dumbest thing one can do.
Person 1: did you see her blushing when texting someone?
Person2: yes! She mentioned someone very special to her. She said he is everything she has ever wanted!
Person3: oh yes that’s tristan!!
Person2: yes! She mentioned someone very special to her. She said he is everything she has ever wanted!
Person3: oh yes that’s tristan!!
by Eflores07 March 28, 2023
Get the Tristan mug.A guy that is supper nice and kind. But a little over conditioned. I would not keep him for good livestock. But breeding yes. He is also the definition of swamps ass and also has not see his duck in 6 years. He also is very clumsy and gets food all over him and does not get anything dry cleaned
Tristen smells.
by Jdjkmiller April 21, 2023
Get the Tristen mug.A deadly, noxious gas; a weapon of mass destruction. a weapon of mass torture developed by Saddam Hussein through the 1980’s and 1990’s. The scent of a fat Karen who flips hamburgers straight in to her mouth. Often stored in FUPA’s. A natural gas harnessed for torture.
by NickyDegarmoe April 26, 2023
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Get the Tristans victim mug.Tristan's unit of mass (equivalent to approximately 75kg), first introduced August 2023 after receiving a heavy DG shipment while a forklift was unavailable.
See also: CTDDU (Combined Tristan and Delivery Driver Units)
See also: CTDDU (Combined Tristan and Delivery Driver Units)
by Dickooooooo August 21, 2023
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