toilet paper hipster

an indie kid who partakes in the enjoyment of PBR and coffee to the point that their excrement is indiscernible from their caffeinated beverage of choice.

Person 1: Man Fred's in the Bathroom almost constantly. Is he bulimic or something?

Person 2: No: living the good life's turned him into a toilet paper hipster.

Person 1: Really? I heard tubgirl was one too, albeit a very confused one.

Person 2: true, true.

by DryRainInbetween March 23, 2007

Toilet Paper Dog

A small dog with short legs, and curly white fur. Usually said as a derogatory term.

We took care of our neighbor's toilet paper dog this week.

by thepokeduck June 2, 2011

pay toilet

a toilet with a coin controlled door release. what kind of 'sicko' is responsible for fleecing people for money to shit?

i've crawled under or over a pay toilet stall with gusto!! -FUCK YOU!!, pay toilet hustlers!!!

what if you need to shit, but don't have change for the pay toilet?

by michael foolsley January 14, 2010

40 oz toilet

A 40oz bottle of beer that's used to urinate in.

He took a piss in that 40 oz toilet and his girlfriend drink out of it thinking it was beer.

by PEA DRINKER April 14, 2010

toilet turd

When someone goes to the bathroom and *cough* leaves a turd in the toilet with out flushing causing the room to start to smell.

Person #1: Aw man whats that smell.
Person #2: Toilet turd, someone forgot to flush

by Spaz-tastic December 6, 2003

toilet twinkie

One of the many synonyms for feces.

Fearing that it was too large to flush, Hector left the toilet twinkie floating.

by Greedo June 27, 2004

toilet massacre

when one ejects a metric fuckton on into a toilet without aiming (or with the toilet cover down), and leaves behind what looks like a war zone of poop on and around the seat.

What the fuck Megan, didn't you lift the seat up?! It's a goddamn toilet massacre in there!!

by joejoejoejoeyyyyy October 28, 2008