Trucker Toast

When a greasy red neck comes back from the gas station in Wyomming buying a loaf of toast. He accidentally drops the toast on his own seat in his truck and forgets about it. Then he proceeds to drive 12 hours to Idaho. Once he reached his destination he gets up from his seat and sees the greasy sweaty toast he forgot to pick up. Then he takes the toast with its diabolical fumes and eats the disgusting moldy toast.

Jimmy tells his redneck trucker friend, “ did you have some trucker toast today, I would love some!”

Bill forgot his trucker toast in the car and it molded and beetles infested his car

by Yote yaterr November 26, 2021

Toast

toast is the best thing ever with some butter on it and some honey on it mixed up together just try it.

i like toast

by Drakekv21 March 9, 2017

Shower Toast

To consume toast in the shower whilst one is hungover. The polar opposite of a shower beer.

"Aw yeah this shower toast is really doing the trick for the old hangover".

by aSurfingClown December 1, 2014

Toast

A person who is full of stupidity. The kind of guy you wanna avoid.

Man that guy's such a toast. He annoys everyone he talks to and doesn't even know it.

by Crapulousity March 3, 2009

Toast

Katniss, the fire girl, and Peeta, the bread boy. Bamm! Toast!!

I was eating bread while watching TV and then suddenly when Katniss came on, I swear it became toast!

by Chaotic-opinions June 25, 2018

stale toast

A dwarf

Person 1: Nathan is such a dwarf piece of stale toast
Person 2: Yes

by AlfredoWNL September 18, 2021

French toast 🤙

"French toast 🤙 " is said to show excitement, it is considered a replacement for the phrase "fuck yea"

Friend 1: did you hear about the baseball game last night? *favourite team* won!
Friend 2: French toast 🤙, I love *favourite team*

by These r ab my friends btw :) July 31, 2022