a person who is both a clown, and a lawyer. he wears hilarious clothing and makeup to his work at his prestigious law firm and carries a leather briefcase filled with gag props and various other lawyerings. in court, he uses hysterical comedy to distract the jury while simultaneously gaining their trust and their respect- almost always leading to him winning the case. unfortunately clown lawyer also has a deep alcoholic secret life. this term can describe almost any activity- happy or sad- referring to the different aspects of the clown lawyer's life.
that guy is such a clown lawyer", "we had such a bad night tonight- we just clown lawyered around- we didnt do shit
by aquabat1 June 21, 2010
Get the clown lawyermug. the same thing as saying asshole...only you're not saying it. and if someone asks you what u called them... you can say "oh, nothing...just a hole full of clowns"
by therealchaka April 19, 2011
Get the clown holemug. by The all knowing God July 9, 2005
Get the ass clownmug. Used to describe some one or some thing that is useless to the point of hindering itself and others. An unnecessary addition to something that would work better without it.
Player1: Dude that guys been a real clown shoe since he joined the team.
Player2: Yah, at this rate we'll lose more games than we did last season.
or
If you weren't such a damn clown shoe I wouldn't have to fix your screw ups all the time!
Player2: Yah, at this rate we'll lose more games than we did last season.
or
If you weren't such a damn clown shoe I wouldn't have to fix your screw ups all the time!
by My name is Sha March 15, 2008
Get the Clown Shoemug. Comes from the phrase "That's a clown question, bro." which was spoken by professional baseball player Bryce Harper. It means to ask a question, that without prior knowledge on the subject makes you look like an idiot.
"Bryce are you going out for a beer after the game?"- Reporter
"I'm not answering that. That's a clown question, bro."-Bryce
"You know he's a Mormon, right?"- PR rep to reporter
"I'm not answering that. That's a clown question, bro."-Bryce
"You know he's a Mormon, right?"- PR rep to reporter
by AriGoldismyagent December 17, 2012
Get the Clown Questionmug. by bobo the sad for uties September 24, 2005
Get the clown nosemug. People adorned in black, white and other ridiculous color combinations meant to convey the visage of "hardcore." They just look like fags though. See juggalo
by Igor McDiction October 21, 2008
Get the Goth Clownmug.