Skip to main content

Spark fairy

In short a A typical asshole whom welds on natural gas pipeline for work. Biggest bitchy crybabys ever met. Name Is derived from the combination of horrible welds and the mix of shit vapors emitted by workers mouth.
I'm firing that damn spark fairy his welds are as shitty as his breath.
by Damndirtydean March 28, 2019
mugGet the Spark fairy mug.

Fairy liquided

When someone cleans something and it looks clean but it isn’t.
Omg! I can’t believe that this bar fairy liquided my wine glass!

At the party, Janet fairy liquided my plate after the last use! Now I have to use a dirty af plate!
by Iidentifyasfairyliquid July 9, 2018
mugGet the Fairy liquided mug.

The fairies

The things that come late at night

Touching everything without care,

Could it be something starting a fight,
HEY YOU GET OUT OF THERE!!!
The fairies thought they won big until they realized what they did lololololol.
by King Zero owner of da Universe November 21, 2023
mugGet the The fairies mug.

Fairy

Supernatural creature typically found in old stories.
He was accompanied by a fairy as they entered the well stocked bar.
by Puyallup June 6, 2021
mugGet the Fairy mug.

Shank Fairy

When a stabbing occurred, and everyone who was around when the stabbing occurred, says they did not see anything because they were asleep or they were in the bathroom with all 30 other people who were around when the stabbing occurred. So, the Shank Fairy is obviously the one who did the stabbing.....
Jacob: Hey, Frank, who stabbed up this guy?

Frank: I don't know, everybody says they were in the bathroom when it happened. Nobody saw anything....

Jacob: That f'n shank fairy!!
by Jdawg1775 December 14, 2012
mugGet the Shank Fairy mug.

Highway fairy

A perticular individual, usually female, which can be found on busy streets and, for the proper payment, can fulfill all your wishes.
Synonyms: Street hooker, whore, prostitute
- Have you heard? Katy Perry shamed an American Idol contestant for having three children!
- Well, what would you expect from a highway fairy turned popstar?
by Zerberos666 April 11, 2023
mugGet the Highway fairy mug.

lump fairy

A Non imaginary being in human form, usually a member of the riot police who beat rioters with a baton or shoots them with rubber bullets or pepper balls, thus bestowing upon them a lump
I was storming the capital the other day and was visited by the lump fairy on my head, arms, and thighs.
by Stormfather January 7, 2021
mugGet the lump fairy mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email