Bob The Tomato 

Bob The Tomato is believed by many to be the second coming of Jesus Christ. This ideology was proven when Bob The Tomato appeared on the educational television show “Veggie Tales”. He takes the form of a Tomato because he believes it is the most controversial food item leaving it up to his followers to accept him as either a fruit or vegetable.

Bob The Tomato is finally here! At last we will be freed of our sins!

Bob The Tomato by TomatoFollower October 8, 2018

Thomas the Tank engine 

a talking train created by the Reverend W. Awdry, who lives on the island of sodor

i watched Thomas the tank engine!

Thomas the Tank engine by LVK December 5, 2007

the touch 

Something you can have. It can help you defeat decepticons, or seduce women. Nothing is impossible if you have the touch, including unlocking the autobot matrix of leadership.

Ways to tell if you have the touch:

You never get hit when your back's to the wall.
When all hell's breaking loose you are riding the eye of the storm.
You get put to the test but it is never enough.
You're at your best when when the going gets rough.

Often, people with the touch also have the power.

Yao Ming has got the touch tonight!

the touch by TheWizardof207 March 7, 2004

the rippin and the tearin 

the art of being over 50 and trying to copulate with as many women as possible at a creepy hedonism resort.

I like to go to the hedonism resort for two reasons, the wild women and the rippin and the tearin.

the rippin and the tearin by bwricci August 2, 2010

roota to the toota

In a general sense,it means to go from front to back. It originated in the south when southern blacks were speaking about pigs and hogs. The roota (rooter) is the nose of the pig. A pig uses it's nose to root up dirt. The word toota (tooter) has always been a term for booty. The nose of the pig is in the front,and the booty is in the back. Front to back.

Guy: Man,I'm hungry as hell!!!
Dude: I got ribs on the grill. Come through.

Guy: You ain't got to tell me twice. Boy,I'm so hungry,fuck a rib. I could eat a whole hog from the roota to the toota.

Teacher: Turn in your book reports.

John: Here.
Teacher: Your book report was excellent. You read that book everyday,didn't you?
John: Shiiiiiit.....from the roota to the toota,mane.

roota to the toota by Mike Midi July 8, 2017

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior 

This bad ass will make you cry

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior is a name. He called you mean

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior by Yes, yes mam January 3, 2022

Taking one for the Team 

v. to take one for the team is best seen in the example.

also known as: "jumping on the grenade"

Joe and his four other male friends go to a bar. They come across four very hot women, and one ugly one. Joe, being the good and pure one to his friends, gets with the ugly one to spare his friends the agony.

Buddy 1: "Hey, have you guys seen Joe?"

Buddy 2: "Yea i saw him an hour ago, he left with a real fat grenade"

Buddy 3: "That Joe guy is a good man cause he always takes one for the team"

Taking one for the Team by Reggie Regg November 23, 2003