Telephone kiss

When a guy receives a blow job and cums in a girl's mouth, she makes out with someone else (with the cum still in her mouth). Then that person makes out with someone else with cum still in his or her mouth. Called Telephone kiss because it's like the game "Telephone."

Guy A came in his girlfriend Girl A's mouth. She shared a telephone kiss with Girl B, who shared one with Guy B.

by Celery23 April 24, 2009

telestronomy

A science that relates the testicular sex of rape rabbits with the ass pirates of south quebec

The ass pirates of south quebec descend from the original aboriginal/west vietnamese frenchmen seal coalers. they are a rare kind of maschetharph.

by DoctorFunkenstein June 20, 2004

televisiphonernetting

clever piece of marketing by comcast. it highlights being on the phone, online, and watching tv simultaneously. in 2007, this approach targets the bottom of the market to go digital- dial-up is over for the rest of us.

This term is not to be confused with innovative langauage and terminology that originates from the people, this one arrived via commercial dissemination.

yo, dj'you hit that last night?

I televisiphonernetted the heck.

I know that's right.

what?

("televisiphonernetting" is gerund form)

by your-MFbff-jill September 8, 2007

telefizzle

A TV/Television

Snoop dizzle off the hizzle tellefizzle bullshit etc..

by ziggens September 5, 2003

telefizzle

The big old tv that you sit your new little tv on.

Man, just put it on the old busted telfizzle my wizzle nizzle.

by Obsidian Fat Kid September 7, 2003

telebrick

When networking "takes a crap", "eats a brick", or "drops a brick".

I was totally WoWing it up, and I dropped after a hard telebricking

by Tim Meuer July 26, 2008

teletrash

Television programs which target the least educated and the least sophisticated viewers. Such programs always center attention on crude or degrading behavior intended to titillate viewers, participants, or both.

The Maury Povich Show, Fear Factor, The Jerry Springer Show, Married with Children, etc. "What'd you do this weekend?" "Not much. We drank beer and watched a lot of teletrash reruns. You?"

by Matt Gaffney September 27, 2006