squeeze the turkey 

When one takes a shit and it all come out at once

Last night at the party I almost had to squeeze the turkey

squeeze the turkey by PeachButt February 12, 2017

Stuffed jive turkey 

When on thanksgiving day, you are brutally and against your will bent over a couch and ravaged by 13 or more black or hispanic men for several hours, each leaving some nut inside you until you are stuffed like a turkey.

Chris: Hey man how is your girlfriend doing?

Tommy: Dude she was a stuffed jive turkey last Wednesday, I kicked the bitch to the curb

Stuffed jive turkey by Young ballsack April 27, 2017

tugging the turkey 

Another way of saying choking the chicken

It means masturbating or masturbation depending on what time tense.

Bob: I was totally enjoy tugging the turkey.

Jen: Good for you?

tugging the turkey by Alice Hatterson September 7, 2017

Tickle the Turkey 

another term for masturbation.
nobody uses it but i invented it.

"Holy shit, he was tickling his turkey in public and this one lady was watching and taking the meat out of her pink taco." whispered Jane. "To tickle the turkey in public is just plain ass weird," replied her friend.

Tickle the Turkey by saltyboiwholivesinthesaltysea February 3, 2018

Rub my turkey 

When your hetrosexual buddy go farther than you’re comfortable with.

Joe, come in the kitchen and rub my turkey. No thanks Brian, I’m ok.

Rub my turkey by JJ&BG October 8, 2018

White headed turkey 

Argumentative, delinquent youth with general lack of respect for any type of knowledge or proven fact. Behavior is generally caused by confusion of their sexuality.

Julian is a white headed turkey yo.

White headed turkey by Fuhqjules January 9, 2019

All ham no turkey 

“All ham no turkey” is a street phrase, to put it simple ham is good turkey is bad and is usually used to describe someone or anction.

“Ya all turkey no ham get outta here wuss puss”
“Damn Billy ya all ham no turkey 🚫🧢”
*gets rejected*, “Thats aight ya all turkey no ham anyway”
“LMAO that day was fun as hell all ham no turkey Fede”

All ham no turkey by Streetterm April 19, 2019