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twinkie toaster

A twinkie toaster is when you use a twinkie or a twinkie rapper as a condom.
Jim:Hey Harry, what did you do last night?

Harry:I met up with Mary and we got to the bedroom but i couldn't find a rubber so we used a twinkie toaster.

Jim:Nice dude keep it clean.
by yummy tummy boy October 16, 2017
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Bageled Toast

Toast made using the "bagel" setting on a toaster, such that one side of the bread is toasted and the other side is not.
I like making my sandwiches with bageled toast, so the inside is soft but the outside is crunchy.
by TheBigBlueFrog October 22, 2017
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stoner toast

A delicious food made by cooking a bread product (or a similar delicacy such as Tostino's Pizza Rolls) in a toaster oven and topping it with a foodstufs that sounds good in theory but not always in practice.
Dude I got cheesy garlic bread and imitation lobstermeat in the freezer we gotta make stoner toast.
by Kevin M.D. November 11, 2017
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French toast

The act of killing a large number of french soldiers with a flamenwerfer
by Dawn Emerson January 15, 2018
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hockey toaster

A game where a group of guys all cum onto a piece of toast as fat as they can, whoever cums last has to eat the toast
Everybody come in for a quick hockey toaster!
by bigman12313213 March 2, 2018
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Brown Toaster

When someone take a rather massive dump and it stays and fills the whole toilet (usually after taco bell or chipotle).
Person 1: I gotta go to the bathroom
Person 2: Don't! Someone left a Brown Toaster
by Huge Handle June 13, 2018
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french toaster

French Toaster when a French girl sticks hot hands inside her vag to provide the man a even toasty-er experience
Girl 1: that French girl did a French toaster for her man she is such a team player!
by DiabeticIguana June 28, 2018
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