theone

theone is a lame nub on irc that talks like this
hi
im
gonna
own
u
faggot
wat?
ima
dos
ur
shit
*Quits theone* (Excess flood)

theone noob no1 likes

by Anon June 4, 2004

theoneNonly

A person who defines things on urbandictionary.com which are not true. They have such low self-esteem that they have to put other people down in order to make themself feel better, and are too much of a pussy to say these things without hiding behind their computer.

theoneNonly needs to watch their back.

by wouldntyouliketoknow October 29, 2004

TheOneWhoIsMany

Atomic Forum Hero

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

theoned

When a guy puts his dick in your face and you are angry/ one might bite it off thus making him into a Theon

He pissed me off so bad I theoned him

by Bigdoggmiss September 3, 2017

theoneitus

An incurable disease where the patient cannot picture themselves dating anyone but “the one” and cannot get over the fact that they don’t want them back. Usually leads to death, but sometimes the disease passes peacefully without much damage.

Timmy: Damn, Robbie has been fantasizing about dating that girl for years.
John: He just can’t seem to get over the fact that she doesn’t like him back. Must be theoneitus.

by SphincterPinched January 11, 2019

theonewhoownsall

So you really want to know my name,... well it starts with A

Theonewhoownsall

by gyusdufgbhfuid December 7, 2019

theoneandonlygabe

ok he’s basically jesus bc hes middle eastern

“ I am your lord an savior.” -theoneandonlygabe

by maybe420696969696969 November 17, 2020