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The Voldemort 

You pick up a chick at a bar, and go back with her to her parent's house. While boning her you scream out "AVADA KEDAVRA" and jizz on her forehead. You trace a lightning bolt on her head with your jizz, then murder her parents and run away to Albania.
Mark : "What did you do last night ?"
Daniel : "I was bored so I got to the nearest bar and did The Voldemort."
Mark : "Oh shit, hope you didn't leave any DNA prints !"
The Voldemort by Manteau qui Vole September 15, 2018
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The vampire 

When your banging a chick on her period and then pull your bloody dick out and shove it in her mouth
The mayor was at Lindsey’s house and did the vampire on her while her convict husband layer asleep on the sofa.
The vampire by Skiddy1 January 14, 2019

The vamily 

The Vamily is an inseparable group of teenagers who do gay shit on the daily the Vamily is another way of describing the vrothers
Ay bro u down to hang?

Me, a vrother: nah I'm having lunch with the Vamily today
The vamily by A fellow vrother January 28, 2019
Short for Valentines Day. "Va"lentines + Da"y" = The Vay.
Matt: Since it's the Vay, I got you these chocolates for you.
Jennifer: Wow! Thank you!
The Vay by its-haz February 13, 2019

the vegas lawyers 

A kick ass law criminal defense firm with crazy marketing.
Busted in Vegas? Call The Vegas Lawyers!
the vegas lawyers by Hi 5ive February 18, 2019

The Verge 

A technology news company that is biased that Apple is always better and rates everything as 8.5.
Hey did you read The Verge's review of the iPhone Xs Max?
Nah man, it's always 8.5.
The Verge by ctrlaltdeltab April 20, 2019