Alaskan powerwash

Like snow on a monument being washed off. When she gleefully accepts your manly decorations on her face. And now you need to clean her up before her dad sees , you proceed to hose her off with the contents of your bladder
She smiled in joy to receive his load on her willing face, he preceded to give her the Alaskan powerwash.
by Dangleebals October 10, 2023
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alaskan throne

Mostly a fraternity hazing ritual. Pledge sits naked in a bucket of ice and smokes a pack of cigarettes
Chad: So what do you think we should make the pledges do next?
Zack: An Alaskan Throne bruh. They'll be freezing their asses off. Hahaha
Chad: Aight bro. I'll go get the cigs.

*Both shotgun and beer and then crush the can on their heads*
by TheMadFratter69 January 16, 2017
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alaskan flu mist

When a male shoots his sperm up his partners nose.
Last night I have Sally an Alaskan flu mist she loved it!
by periax34 April 19, 2016
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Alaskan Steamer

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, only you shit into a container and freeze it so your partner can take it out on a hot day and let it defrost on their chest.
It's going to be really hot tomorrow, can you prepare an Alaskan Steamer for me?
by Dragon cock December 02, 2018
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Alaskan Snowsock

When you cum in a sock, let it ferment for 2 days, then stick a popsickle stick in it, freeze it, take it out of the sock and stick it in your girl's pussy and let it impregnate her.
I gave your mom the alaskan snowsock last night
by itsmenotjames December 06, 2024
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alaskan hushpuppy

When you tie up your friend in the snow, creampie them, and leave them there after you poop on their chest.
Dudeeee, last weekend I had an Alaskan Hushpuppy in the mountains but, she still hasn’t texted me back.
by munter792 May 07, 2024
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Alaskan penguin

when a man puts his ballsack inside a woman's booty during intercourse.
Did you see the recent post about the alaskan penguin sex position? Probably best done with lube if the nutsack is going in her booty.
by Tutorman January 08, 2019
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