The Colonel Sanders

As your girl lays down she asks you what kind of chicken you want in a sexy voice and then you reply and tell her you want the 8 piece bucket. She takes off her clothes and you start titty fucking both breasts, then her pull out and jizz on them, reload and start fucking her between the legs and jizz on them and then reload and fuck her between her thighs similar to titty fuck style and you jizz on them and while she is still wearing her maxi pad, have her keep it in her vagina and when you're about to bust a nut pull out and jizz on her wings in order to complete the 8 piece meal.

I just gave my girl The Colonel Sanders and she told me it was finger licking good.

by nflfanatic4life May 30, 2018

Return to sender

When eating out someone’s pussy/asshole they queef/ fart into your mouth so you burp into their pussy/asshole

Me and this chick were doing 69 and she queefed into my mouth so I burped into her pussy. Return to sender.

by jackaufman October 8, 2019

Return-to-sender

After ejaculating into another person (creampie), the sender the proceeds to perform oral, thus taking back the dropped package.

He couldn't last, but he totally owned that return-to-sender to make up for it!

by ninjawise December 13, 2019

Return To Sender

Suck a dick, pretend you swallowed, go in for a kiss then drop his nut in his mouth.

Jenna totally pulled a return to sender on George

by theo_b_20 February 9, 2020

Return to Sender

It's a variation of a blumpkin. Instead of a chick blowing you, she shits on your balls. Then, when you fuck her, your shitty balls slap o n her ass and put it back.

This bitch was riding me on the shitter and she shit on my balls, so later I pounded her missionary and hit her ass with a return to sender.

by deathfordough February 17, 2020

pull a Sanders

To refuse to concede defeat in a competitive situation, even when it would be to everyone's benefit if you did concede.

Bro man, you gonna pull a Sanders? We gota stick to each other as Bloods. You pullin' a Sanders and not letting go of your dumb nigga dream to be crew boss, you gon get us hatin on each other instead of the Crab Nation who is our real enamy. You ain't all that, bro.

by Chucky E April 5, 2020

Return to sender

When a man cums In a woman’s mouth then she kisses him, and he swallows.

That girl Karla gave me a return to sender last night and I think I kind of liked it.

by Happystream August 14, 2020