Clydesdale Steamer

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez but the offending material is applied to the upper lip of the girl once you have finished. The body heat thus causes steam to rise from her shit moustache.

I smeared her fresh shit across her upper lip creating a clydesdale steamer.

by Hagz-Aza-Phat March 5, 2010

Tennessee Steamer

Taking a dump in the shower, while in Tennessee

Ew, who made a Tennessee Steamer?

by andersmith December 18, 2012

Sleepy Steamer

This term commonly involves some variation on the act of defecating on a chest of a sleeping lover as a means of revenge...or extreme love.

Mark could not contain his love for Mary. So he left a "sleepy steamer" on her chest while she was sleeping.

by Max J September 12, 2014

Cinema Strategy

An extreme tactical act whereby the male leads the female into the back corner of the cinema and initiates some touching he swiftly transitions and pokes around in her pocket

Mike: Ay, how that scrawny nerd timmy end up with michelle
Yoda: Cinema strategy used he did

by garygl1tter January 14, 2017

Cleveland steamer

When someone shits on your chest then sits in it and rubs it all over your stomach and chest area.

My girlfriend wanted me to give hear a Cleveland steamer but I said no.

by Your momz .com December 11, 2017

Stanley Steamer

After taking a vape hit, immediately blow a dude.
Even better with bigger hits or if done in rapid succession.

Ah man, after i found out my girlfriend vaped i asked her to give me a stanley steamer, it was fucking lit.

by VapeGodEthan69420 January 22, 2018

Kervball steamer

When u shit and shove it in a girls ass than she shits it and shoves it back up your ass until u both cum

Me and my boyfriend tried the kervball steamer last night. I was s wet!

by Yessir12320283 September 10, 2018