status

A new form of communication invented by slay queens
She blocks you and broadcast her problems to all her contacts and then ask her besties why you don't seem to understand what her status mean.
by Zimmarish October 31, 2018
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Status

You don't have this. It isn't real. You are sentient meat and fall under the "Not me" category. Entirely imaginary.
Hym "So, if I haven't explained this before, there are 3 categories of 'Sentient Meat.' There's Sentient Meat (Me), Sentient Meat (Not Me), and Sentient Meat (Food). There are sub-categories but we don't have to get into those. So, yeah... That's you. 'Sentient Meat (Not Me).' Your status hierarchy is like a pretend thing you guys are all doing. And I know what you're thinking 'Well then how does the non-existence of status relate to sexual selection?' And I would say, general attractiveness pairing, proximity, familial phenotypic similarities and positive association (Which is how you get shit like SpongeBob guy or a general trend towards intraracial dating or groupies). So, now you're like 'Well, what does that have to do with status or the lack thereof?' And I was getting to that part, shit-head. That would fall under 'Positive association.' Because you don't want to fuck actors you don't like. Right? But their 'status' would be relatively the same, wouldn't it? Who would have the most status as an actor? The person with the most accolades? So, like Jack Nicholson and Denzel Washington? Morgan freeman? Or is hype based? Like whoever has the most hype at this moment has the most status? There's also some fat-cock involved. There's an underlying element of fat-cocks going on there too. But no. No status. I guess you could consider yourself 'sometimes food' as a status. Because as a 'Not Me' you situationally constitute a food-source. That can be your status."
by Hym Iam November 05, 2023
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hijacked my status

1. status posting on your social network of choice, which is ambushed by one or more comments which result in content that is completely different from what you initially intended
Original status message: "Men, there is a fine line between fitted, and extra smedium."

Response from "Friend A": Tight like a sausage casing. ewwwww!
Response from "Friend B": it depends on how big the sausage is. :D
Response from Original Author: SMH NO!!! I was just talking about sweaters and blazers!! *sigh* you just hijacked my status
by Blessd1 March 22, 2011
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Goat status

Goat status is a up and coming clothing line that has much more to offer than clothing they seek to help the youth and support the homeless and those who are less fortunate they strive to change the narrative of black business
That goat status Merch is fire bro
by 12222glock August 17, 2022
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yeme status

you make someone stop what they are saying by playing them
Person A: "you stupid!"
Person B: "no, you so stupid on job applications that when it says 'do not write on this dotted line' you put 'okay.'"

Crowd looking on: "Oooo! He just put you on yeme status!"
by DJ NIcky Nick November 19, 2007
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Status Bomber

The act of tampering with someones status as a photobomber would a photo.
*Nick's Status: I'm trying to restore a old computer, does anyone have 15 unused floppy disk?

*Austin writes: You have an unused floppy *Hehehe was just a Status Bomber*
by MR_SMART January 31, 2011
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Steen status

A level of status only the elite Hustlers can reach. Named after the best Hustler to ever Hustle and still the only one to ever hit steen status born in Newton Ia the legend who single handedly put newton on the map is still said to be seen from time to time doing what he does in his town. Steen is wise u can learn a lot from him but never out hustle him..
That guy can sure hustle....ya but he will never reach steen status
by Godprays2me August 18, 2023
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