MLB status

means being at the top of your game. MLB stands for major league beasts, only the best of the best can obtain such a high level, a higher level does not exist. Originally coined by Michael, Brandon, and Luis this illusive status is what many strive for and few succeed

guy to friend: "Damn bro lets leave, that dude over there is on MLB status"

by likenoneother September 7, 2010

Zombie Status

When someone revives an old status by commenting on it when no one else has commented on it for an extended amount of time.

Bob: I saw your Mom zombie status you on Facebook last night.

Ted: Yeah. That status she commented on was over a year old!

by HockeyMonkey44 November 27, 2010

indirectly direct status

A status of any sort directed at someone without mentioning names so that everyone else can see it. This often leads to rebuffed attempts of sympathy from anyone not involved.

John posts a status: thanks a lot, you've completely ruined everything.

Jane comments on his status: what's up?

John replies: never mind

Jenny comments in the status: this is an indirectly direct status!

by Ophooo September 17, 2013

Statue of Liberty

When a male holds a lighter in a statue of liberty pose while doing a lady from behind.

I flicked my Bic and held it high while exclaiming Encore Encore!

by Gabe Allen May 6, 2005

Statue of Liberty

When a man fists a women via means of an uppercut, and then lifts her above his head and puts his arm over his chest to support himself. This can be an alteration of the "Fruit Punch" but menstration is not essential.

While playing street fighter in their back garden, Jacob accidently Dragonpunched Chelsea in the crotch, resulting in a Statue of Liberty, normal children would just play doctors and nurses for this kind of action.

by Ipso June 7, 2007

Baller status

The act of cumming on a person's face after having sex with them vigorously.
Permission must be granted without asking before the deed is done. Then and only then has baller status been achieved.

Chad Cheung totally achieved baller status when he came upon that small child's face

by BIGBOI[814] March 30, 2009

ninja status

To do an activity or chore in the style of a ninja. The way a ninja would do it. Hiyaa!

We gotta get our homework done ninja status!!!

by Darby & McKenna June 30, 2008