Wet Squirrel

When a man sticks his nut sac or ball sac in someones mouth and then precedes to jerk himself off and shoots his load in that persons hair.

Last night when i was getting my dick sucked i decided to give that person a wet squirrel.

Wet Squirrel by One wet squirrel June 1, 2009

secret squirrel

The voyeuristic act of watching a couple copulate, usually through a window - much like a squirrel would from a tree.

I played secret squirrel and watched Joe bang Jackie last night through his bedroom window.

secret squirrel by tacram99 July 20, 2008

secret squirrel

A personal idiosyncrasy or quirk.

A weekend at the Thompson's was long enough to see their secret squirrels start to come out.

Anna won't talk when she drives through a tunnel; she has to hold her breath. It's one of her secret squirrels.

secret squirrel by Chrissisyphus January 9, 2009

red squirrel

a red headed mom who's pussy is just the same color as a red squirrel

Guy one: Hey Lance Did you Get some Red Squirrel?
Lance: YEP

red squirrel by kcroyals22211 April 6, 2011

Yellow Squirrel 

The person that quickly logs off an IM to avoid responding to awkward questions

Hey did you ask him if there was an another women?
yes and then he just logged out
Whoa he is such a yellow squirrel.
Totally

Yellow Squirrel by Gelid Crystalum July 3, 2011

shooting squirrel in a barrel 

when there are so many loose women at a bar it doesn't matter if you have a crooked dick, you can't miss!!!!

Gentile Mike: How was the bar last night?

Jewish Mike: There was so much poonani at that bar last nite it was ridiculous?

Gentile Mike: Did you hit any of that shit?

Jewish Mike: Are you serious, it was like shooting squirrel in a barrel. I got it in and got my bhole licked.

Gentile Mike: "Nice. I like. Borat voice."

shooting squirrel in a barrel by Mr. Jewish Mike January 16, 2013

Feral squirrel 

a mentally handicapped person that has the facial features of a squirrel

He is defiantly a feral squirrel

Feral squirrel by The cuntalope December 4, 2013