squat cobbler 

When a man sits in a pie with his bare butt and wiggles

Can you get the video of Steve doing a squat cobbler?

squat cobbler by JCohen175 September 3, 2016

squat cobbler 

When a man sits in a pie for other people's sexual pleasure

"He's a squat cobbler!"

Squat cobbler??

"Yeah, he films himself sitting in pies. squat cobbler. Apple, peach, key lime pie, whatever man. He's a squat cobbler."

squat cobbler by thewarrior1986 September 3, 2016

squat cobbler 

Fetish in which someon sits in a pie and wiggles around. There's usually a costume involved.

She didn't eat the pies, her boyfriend likes squat cobblers

squat cobbler by soxfan773 September 3, 2016

squat cobbler 

The act of squatting naked in a pie.

I just got off on watching Kim perform a squat cobbler. So sexy...

squat cobbler by BKTHNDR September 3, 2016

squat cobbler 

It's when a fully clothed man sits on a pie and wiggles his butt around. Can be categorized as a "Fetish".

Jimmy hid his squat cobbler videos in his secret compartment.

squat cobbler by CobblerSquatter September 3, 2016

squat cobbler 

The act of sitting in pie while fully clothed in order to satisfy another's sexual desire.

Jimmy McGill told those sneakin pigs all about that squat cobbler Pryce.

squat cobbler by sabresfan30 September 3, 2016

Squat Cobbler 

Noun. When a pie is desecrated by bare human buttocks. Situation made worse when said human is crying

He has a private video stash of himself doing crying squat cobbler for another man.

Squat Cobbler by SquigglySquid September 3, 2016