Splattergast

When sitting down to pee, without noticing that the toilet lid is down and you have to go so bad that you already started letting it flow.

"I was so drunk last night that I Splattergasted myself".

by Stpaul83 June 19, 2020

Splatting

When a girl jumps off the bed or an elevated surface, at least five feet from the ground, landing on a guy's flaccid penis, resulting in a fleshy "splat" sound. Usually performed during ovulation. Popular in Asia.

Dude, me and my girl went splatting last night, she almost missed.

by Outragedracer22 July 28, 2020

Splatitude

A meaningless self-quote (usually in a swirly font on a busy background) trying to sound philosophical, but falling as flat as a lead balloon.

His endless strings of splatitudes made him a bore at parties.

by CaroRio January 21, 2021

Splatter of matter on the wall

a euphemism for "shit hits the fan"

Get your work done early in case of a splatter of matter on the wall.

Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!

by drunk professor January 26, 2021

Splatter

A way of describing what a good darkpsy song does to people. Implicitly refers to the sledgehammer-like nature of good darkpsy kickbass and the b-movie qualities of horror trance.

That Spaghettibrain track splatters me.

by Pandas & Possums February 6, 2021

Splatifer

When a cat gets run over, you lie on top of it and scream splatifer

"My cat got ran over the other day" he said , i replied "did you perform "the splatifer".

by Hehs633 May 22, 2021

splateatspudding

Handsome guy, also pretty funny

Someone: Hey look there's splateatspudding

Someone else: wow he sure is handsome!

by Breadist July 5, 2021