smokin a smurf

The word is originated from the Latin word "Smookin" which means to inhale marijuana that has been rolled in paper. also known as a fat blunt.
smokin a smurf is commonly used as a slang word smoking weed. However the creator of the phrase is unknown is is still widely used.

it is currently illegal to be smokin a smurf

by FrEmXBiggy May 7, 2011

Purple cunt smurf

Smurfed, having caught a sexually transmitted disease after drinking fireball at packers

She went to the bar, met a guy and caught a purple cunt smurf

by Assilemann February 4, 2016

Pulling a Yakov Smirnoff

When you’re complaining about something another person says and/or does and respond with the same sentiment from your own perspective.

“Carl’s always saying horrible, violent, insensitive, anti-gay and homophobic sh*t. I wish he would die in an AIDS fire.”

“Dude, Carl’s a huge d*ck but you’re totally pulling a Yakov Smirnoff here.”

by Pariah Jones February 3, 2020

shit and smurf

what the fuck

what the shit and smurf was that

by blitser76767676676766767676767 May 27, 2022

Mississippi Mud Smurf

When you have sex in a porta-potty and it tips over with the occupants inside.

This concert is getting me so hot; do you want to go do a Mississippi Mud Smurf?

by medic1234 August 13, 2022

Seasoning my smurf

Having marital relations with one's wife.

I'll be over after I finish seasoning my smurf.

by El Queeftador June 13, 2025

Rhode Island Smirnoff

An act requiring 3 people, two of which being female and one being male. The male lays on his back while one female rides his dick and the other sits on his face.

DISTINCTION FROM DOUBLE COWGIRL: females making out at the same time.

Excuse me lovely women. I couldn’t help but notice that you are the most beautiful lesbian couple I have ever seen! As a supporter of the lgbtqia+ community I was wondering if we could do the Rhode Island Smirnoff.

by Thesexdemon September 20, 2025