shart guard

Any piece of material used to protect someone from crapping themselves.

Garrett's farts were so wet that we had to give him a shart guard to keep him from shitting his pants.

by HBL December 9, 2008

shart

As stated above, an accidental emission of shiat, when only flatulence was intended.

Also known as losing the gamble.

Um, seriously, dude, we've gotta go. I totally just sharted.

by bscepter February 12, 2005

shart

Often referred to as a poo caused by the unnecessary forcing of a fart, shart can also be used to describe a piece of art that one does not find appealing to their eyes/eye. "Shart" in this case is formed by the combination of the adjective "shitty" and the noun "art", which together create: "shitty art".

When Rick came across the popular piece of modern art, he gave his personal opinion on it "What makes this good? Really!? This is just shart! Plain and simple!"

by ZockMon October 19, 2008

shart

When trying to fart, you instead poo and make a mess.

"man i just shart myself", "that was a massive and messy shart", "I had a big fart building up but it turned into shart"

by Dr S Spajet June 17, 2006

shart

what happens when one has not defecated in the last 10 hours and relaxes the anal sphincter to fart, but, low and behold, the defecation feels left out and decides to come along for the ride. sometimes results in a hard, long log dropping out of trousers, but is usually wet and messy and results when one tries to push out a fart.

nick: man i sharted last night at the party.
john: that sucks man. how'd that happen?
nick: i hadnt shit since the day before and i really needed to fart. i thought i would be okay just to fart but as soon as i let it out i realized what i had done. i didn't make it to the bathroom in time so everyone saw it run down my leg. it was gross.
john: oh...
nick: but my girlfriend helped me. she wiped my ass for me and she put on my diaper. it took her like 67 wipes just to get all of the shit out of my asshole and off my balls.
john: she must really love you...

by AlwaysBord April 14, 2007

shart

when u fart and shit in one smooth motion.usually invovles an extensive cleanup.

i was with my girlfriend and then sharted all over the inside of my pants.

by jim dandy January 24, 2005

Smarty-Pants Phone

Anyone who uses their smart phone to try to impress people. Usually described by someone who does not own a smart phone.

Guy: "Check out what my new iPhone can do! Don't you wish you had one?"

Girl: "Oh, you think you're such a big shot with your Smarty-Pants Phone."

by The Mountain Cat July 29, 2012