ham slapper

a person who loves to have fun, often with friends and family

"i am a ham slapper, and i'm here to say:
that i love to have fun every day"

by fun haver August 30, 2015

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calf slapper

A very long penis that dangles below the knees and slaps the calves when running. May also be used in the plural form to describe low-hanging testicles. See calf slappers

As I ran beside Brad during our workout today, I heard a pitter-patter below his knees. He must have a real calf slapper in those sweatpants!

by CalfSlapper October 26, 2015

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Performing the Cunnilingual arts with such a profound skill and vigor as to cause a woman to gyrate her hips uncontrollably, inevitably thrusting them upwards with orgasmic energy enough to knock the absolute fuck out of your greasy mug and send it flying back, potentially injuring both parties.

-Dude, what happened to your front teeth!?
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.

by Someone who misses their balls October 29, 2015

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didly slapper

A Didly Slapper is funny but can be annoying at times.A Didly Slapper is a person who is shy and is afraid of tasks in life.When the crush of the Didly Slapper asks about him/her the Didly Slapper will reply "Meagrhh"when nervous.

Wow.Your one Didly Slapper .

by Carl55737995336. May 6, 2016

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