secretagent bob

Looks like Conan O' Brien

secretagent bob is Conan O' Brien.

by dot dot dot July 27, 2004

Secret squirrel

Any sort of code, lingo, abbreviations, languages, sign language, riddles, looks, etc that isn’t known by one or more in the conversation (usually ashley)

“Hey bro you wanna smoke some tree?!”

Secret squirrel- what’s tree?!

by seven sins 88 June 11, 2018

scrit

a female 'chav'... with several children (more than likely all with different fathers) decked out in the latest in sportswear, lives in a council flat and does not have a job. Daytime haunts include MacDonalds, the Job Centre, Hair and Beauty department of the town College, Woolworths and Select/Tk Maxx/New Look (whatever they have in their particular town). Nighttime haunts include the local Co-op, the local park, the local youth club, the town centre, bus-stops and when they can get their mum to babysit, their local night club.

Comes from scr-ounger and benef-it
= Scrit

Christ, i'm not going in Maccys today, full of bloody scrits!

by Sian Clarke January 27, 2005

SECRETISM

Something that must be kept secret between two people. Usually the consequences of the secret being released would result in the death or the spoiled reputations of the two people.

- I made sure that Maggie would keep our baby a secretism until we knew what we were going to do.

- Somebody somehow hacked into our instant messenger conversation and revealed our secretisms to the public... POP (gunfire, suicide).

by warnurrrrr May 11, 2007

Secretary

That work position that bosses get sued for having sex with.

"What's that work position that bosses get sued for having sex with?"

"the secretary"

by grench victe October 20, 2012

Secret Boog

When a weird person doesn't mind the fact that he/she picks their nose in front of everyone, but they only expect a small dry booger to come out. This is untrue, when in fact there is a long slimy booger attached to that dry one that just seems to never end and keeps on coming out until the person does a quick flinging motion that hits anyone within a 10 foot radius.

"We were sitting by the water cooler and Tod had a secret boog...landed right in my water. Never again.."

by sonicfast June 2, 2007

secret cow

A mystery creature/thing/sex toy/whatever created by our very own Goacher. IT SECRET MOOS!

Can I have your secret cow?
What is a secret cow?
For the love of god, SECRET MOO!

by Sara Summertime December 9, 2008