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Deep Sea Fishing

When you gap a girls asshole and lube it up with marinara sauce. Then you feed a lengthy spaghetti into the asshole and slurp it up. In the last inches of the spaghetti the exit of the middle has to pop the asshole.
Dude, last night I went deep sea fishing in my girl.

chinese sea spider 

The crab you get at oriental buffets.
We went to the Ming Court Buffet to consume ungodly amounts of Chinese sea spider

Peruvian Sea Snail 

Knowingly taking part in sexual deeds with a partner that has one or more STDs.
Mike: Did you hear Chad did Chelsea?
Derek: No WAY!!! Everyone knows she is dirty.
Mike: Yeah, looks like Chad pulled the old Peruvian Sea Snail.

Deep Sea Teepee 

The incredibly obvious erection one gets when wearing a bathing suit that requires them to stay in the water to hide it until it subsides to avoid embarrassment.
I wanted to go lay on the beach after swimming in the ocean, but I was sporting a deep sea teepee from scoping chicks all afternoon and had to keep swimming.

Diving Into The Red Sea 

Diving Into The Red Sea would be giving a women "oral" pleasures while she is "riding the cotton pony".
She's riding the cotton pony tonight so I'll be diving into the red sea.
Diving Into The Red Sea by Jizon November 14, 2003

drinking red sea 

Preforming oral sex on a female counter part while she is on her monthly cycle
What the hell? u just drank her red sea
drinking red sea by Ivor Biggun November 22, 2003