When a person farts audibly around a group of people, the last person to place the palm of their right hand on top of their head loses and "eats the fart."
by Emsnangel February 21, 2009
Get the Safety Tobe mug.A friend who will always be there when everyone else fails. Most of the time not considered a desirable position to be in. Side effects of being a safety friend include being left behind as your friends make new friends and leave, only being called upon when a friend needs to wine or complain, and might also include a life without anyone to trust or keep close.
Alex: Man, I'm tired of all my new friends. They were so "of the moment"
John: Well we always have our safety friends to call on.
John: Well we always have our safety friends to call on.
by ajjellz June 19, 2009
Get the Safety Friend mug.The person who is always bringing down the group. The person being the wet blanket of any given situation.
hey guys, we could get in real trouble if we get caught.... Dammit, Frank! Quit being such a saftey monitor!!
by sillyassmonkeybutt January 26, 2011
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Get the Safe fam mug.Safe Sex For Kids is a program that allows kids to have sex in a supervised room. It is a very safe enviroment where your kid can have the sex they want. We will not allow kids over 150 pounds in our facilities and participants mustbe ages 8 to 18. Small rooms, Medium rooms and Large rooms will be provided at prices $50 and up. If you would like to send your kids here to out facilities, please call 905-728-2888. Our facilities are located at 67 Brookbroont rd., Kinashida, Ponersprular.
Parent 1: Where should I send my kids to have sex, safely?
Parent 2: Safe Sex For Kids of course! Just read the article on Urban Dictionary!
Parent 2: Safe Sex For Kids of course! Just read the article on Urban Dictionary!
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Get the Safe Sex For Kids mug.Saffron is a super awesome girl who loves to play volleyball and have fun. She dates a lot of guys but that's because she doesn't freak out when they break up with her. Saffron is an amazing artist and is skilled in many other forms of are. She is a sexy ginger.
by Saffronrae September 20, 2014
Get the Saffron mug.There is a difference in KYS (Kill Yourself) and KYS (Keep Yourself Safe). One being a suicide threat, and the other one being a form of generosity thinking about others and their life.
You: You should KYS
Billie Eilish: "Fuck, that's it *gets knife*"
You: No it means KYS (Keep yourself safe)
Billie Eilish: "oh thanks" *humanity restored
Billie Eilish: "Fuck, that's it *gets knife*"
You: No it means KYS (Keep yourself safe)
Billie Eilish: "oh thanks" *humanity restored
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