Swamp Donkey

the state in which ones taint, testicles, and/or ass will become sweaty and nasty after playing sports on a hot summer day, often enhanced by the use of compression shorts.

Man, I can smell that swamp donkey all the way over on the other side of the locker room.

Say that one more time and I'll drip my swamp donkey on yo' face, bitch.

by JustinBrittanyAshleyWVU April 25, 2008

swamp monster

When two guys jerk off together, blow their loads on their stomachs, and rub it all together.

As the snow fell outside and mistletoe hung overhead, we made swamp monsters in front of a crackling fire.

by Billy Dracula September 20, 2009

Swamp ass

The true definition of swamp ass is only for the ultimate revenge seekers and when you really want to degrade and rob a person of their dignity for cruel things or crimes committed against you or your family. You knock them out and rape their ass and when they wake up it is your cum causing them to have the disgusting feeling of a swampy wet blown out ass.

I gave that m f-er swamp ass

by B-rad mcskeet November 13, 2011

swamp donkey

Kind of lady my friend Mr Mills would pay good money to impregnate.

Oi Millsy - are you bending one in that SWAMP DONKEY again ???? You catch something, for sure !!

by Willy Wonka September 29, 2003

swamp guts

the source of miasmic flatulence

"Better stand down wind from her. Whatever she had for lunch has given her a bad case of swamp guts".

by Pope Innocent the Third March 2, 2004

Swamp Logged

Dipping one's penis in raw sewage (or just in some shit), and then slapping the girl in the face with it.

"yea, I swamp logged your mom last night"

by Swamp Logger January 10, 2010

Swamp Turnip

Another term for a poor black person. One who resides in the swamplands of the ghetto, being raised in crop fields like that of a dirty, smelly turnip.

Damn Jimbo, look at all them swamp turnips stealin our hot garbage.

by darthgayder October 26, 2010