Spite Speed 

When a car is going fast enough or slow enough to ruin your chance for a turn during a pause in traffic. Typically happens as a light is about to change so you get stuck waiting another ten minutes.

I was waiting for a chance to turn left, and this shithead was going spite speed and completely messed up my timing.

Spite Speed by Bom Tosley July 14, 2010

cafeteria speed date

A cafeteria speed date is comprised of three main steps:
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.

(Man sits down across from unsuspecting woman)
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"

cafeteria speed date by JMayzin March 11, 2011

Weed-Speed 

Adj- Not being able to tell how much time has passed while under the influence of marijuana.

Peter: Dude did you know how long i was cooking my fish for?

Ian: Nah man, i just smoked, im in weed-speed.

Weed-Speed by WrathTheStampede April 16, 2011

mexican speed train

Tying a razor blade to ones penis, and smacking another person in the mouth with it

Do not Mexican speed train me!

mexican speed train by county boy 101 February 27, 2014

high speed pursuit 

(Noun)

The chase given when a girl or guy runs away after you forcibly insert your penis into one of their orafaces, usually in an attempt to prevent him/her from reaching the police so that re-insertion can take place.

Ted: She almost got away...
Jeffery: A Peurto Rican guy almost got away from me too, so I had to take part in a high speed pursuit. The police later found body parts in my refridgerator :(

high speed pursuit by SnatchSmasher March 22, 2016

Mom Speed 

n.
See: Maternal Velocity

Dude I can't even remember the last time I was moving at mom Speed.

Mom Speed by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016

sanik speed 

Sanic speed is a super fast something.

Person 1#: Damn, he has that sanik speed!

sanik speed by Tehonanonlicliq March 1, 2017