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speed skiing

A woman rapidly jerking two guys standing adjacent to her.
"I was at this party the other night bro and I waked into what I thought was the bathroom and here was this chick speed skiing. So I dipped out as soon as possible"
by yom tang April 9, 2013
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Speed Boy

The Name of speed boy is very intelligent and is an artistic name the guy that artistic name speed boy is a lot better than all guys there
The Name of speed boy is very intelligent and is an artistic name the guy that artistic name speed boy is a lot better than all guys there
by Insta @itsyourboythespeedboy November 20, 2021
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Speed Bleed

When a group of men perform a circle jerk using only dry paperbags. The first man to bleed wins.
Hey man I bet I can speed bleed faster than you
by Crab staggums December 8, 2019
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Speed Skater

A man at a speed dating event who takes his penis out of his pants under the table and urinates or ejaculates, so when his date stands up she slides around like on ice skates.
Make sure table number 4 keeps his hands above the table, I heard he’s a speed skater.
by Chinesesailboat July 30, 2022
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Top Speed

name for someone that likes going so fucking fast to the point where they are redlining the shit out their engine causing engine damage (driving so fast, top speed of the car is often achieved.)
Me: “Yo gangg, you gotta come thru i heard some BBL DEMONS were pulling up to the party in a few”

Gang: “SAY LE$$$$$. i’m going “top speed””

*gang never made it to the party :\*
by AllBlackLex November 16, 2023
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speed bump

The slight chubby/semi boner one can get when getting a private lap dance from a stripper.
Stripper: "Ooooh you got a little speed bump there... you mind moving that?"

Dude "......"
by bb101214 July 23, 2010
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Speed bump

In a Skating rink, there are many speed bumps. Or in other words, small children. We call them that because

1. you don’t wanna hit them (most of the time)

2. But they get your way
3. And you hit them
There’s so many little fuckin speed bumps at the rink today
by Speedrunner7274 January 10, 2024
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