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Shitty O'Reilly

Kelly - did you hear what happened at festival on the barn?!
Katy - no what?!
Kelly - Anna shagged Geoffrey!
Katy - Shitty O'Reilly! you've got to be kidding...
by hannah peters October 5, 2011
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shittyits

Shittyit is an adjective, used to describe: one's old friends, one's drunk friends, someone else's friends, and people you just dont like.

Can be used singular, or in the plural form to represent a group of shittyits

Shittyits, tend to leave everything behind, ranging from garbage to booze, ipods and weed, shittyits are extremely stupid, and easy to steal from.

Shittyits, tend to pop up at the worse times, usually causing headaches, claustrophobia, and early stages of extreme anger, angst and agitation.

Shittyits, also tend to leave monster bongs on the coffe table blocking your once perfect view of the tv.

Shittyits, also tend to flock to the least liked of your friends, or roomates, so they can show up and ruin your day.
Glen: Maybe we should get a sign: "NO SHITTYITS BEYOND THIS POINT"
by jarmz December 14, 2012
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shitty shuffle

when youre listening to your ipod on shuffle and you keep skipping songs because nothing good is coming on
friend: hey what cha listening to right now?

me: ugh nothing im on a shitty shuffle

friend: man, that happens to me all the time.
by jtplz November 19, 2013
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Shitty Squared

When two songs of lesser enjoyment are crudely mashed together by local radio stations to create a song that is shitty to a power of 2. Although there is arguments that one shitty plus another shitty would yield a less shitty song, this is not true. Is in indirect relation, but should not be confused with the Double Shitty
"Oh no! It's a dirty mix of Macklemore and Robin Thicke they just Shitty Squared these songs!"
by Donheis December 29, 2013
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shitty surprise

This sexual act can only be performed once in a relationship. If done more than once, the subject should be subject to ridicule.
This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.

Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!
Guy 1: " Yeah, I gave her a Shitty Surprise last night"
Guy 2: "I did it the other week with my ex"
by mary poppins butthole October 26, 2014
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Shitty pop cock

I pop bottle that looks and feels like a big dick
I found a shitty Pop cock
by Tummy monkey Monday February 6, 2015
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Shitty McDickerson

Old Shitty McDickerson over there sure does have a smelly cock.
by buttdavehead May 1, 2014
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