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A secret JUVENILE PRISON for children and teenagers also a place of Homework and torture
POLICE OFFICER: Do you have any juvenile record
BOY: yes
POLICE OFFICER: how long
BOY: 13 years of school
POLICE OFFICER: Oh shit me to
by A-Tech Productions August 8, 2016
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A mentally straining torture chamber designed for children.
"My son went to school today." "he didn't make it."
by ZWal1723 April 25, 2022
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the devils lair
you get up early in the morning just to go to a stuffy building with no windows and have stupid bullshit ranted to you all day to result in nothing but boredness, but oh wait, that bullshit you have to somehow memorize like your fucking einstein or something, and then you have to use that bullshit on a test, which if you fail, oh sucks for you your life is ruined and no retest! you have to pretend to be nice to all the bitches that are around you because if your mean then whoops they call your parents. as if all this shit isn't enough you gotta take home homework, which if you don't do you fail the fucking subject, as the teachers are total hypocrites and say shit thats supposed to be inspirational like oh don't worry theres no such thing as failing but then you get a fucking f on your essay and boo hoo your life is over.
so thanks teachers we now know that there actually is such thing as hell.
kid: wait, is that a jail
friend: no dumbass thats school
by koolkiddyfucklife June 3, 2019
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School... is another word for hell. Hell is probably better tbh.
"I have just left to hell.."- Me
''What?"-Mom
"Wait, what? All i said was, 'I have just left to school'!
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where you waste 16 years of your life at. also known as a child labor place which is completely legal. 7 hours of plain touture, and if that's enough, NO . U GET 2 MORE HOURS OF TOUTURE AND THREATS OF YOU GETTING GROUNDED for missing a single question that's not worth any fucking value. the bell commands u when to eat, go to class , and u don't need to know about geography and all kinds of history stuff and writing and stuff.
student: talks
student 2: talks back.
teacher: wait that's illeagal plus 9999999999999999999999999999999999 years of detention 4 u 2.
friendship ends forever. this is school
by jack bbbboooooooiiiiiiiii January 22, 2020
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A prison where you learn nothing that will help you in real life.
by w3stcoastwhiteboy October 29, 2018
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