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russian toast

Game likely originating in Russia in which a group of men masturbate and ejaculate onto a slice of bread. The last man to ejaculate has to eat the bread.
Look at those weird fuckers playing russian toast
by phreak December 23, 2003
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Russian

originating in/from Russia,
and/or has a family member like this:
Russian Girl- Grandma, can i have a cookie?

Her Grandmother- SURE! and you must have the borch and the dumplings, and the chease, oh and we cant forget the crackers, and i have pears, oranges, apples, bluberries, ohh!! and i bought some new greek yogurt! and eat some chicken, your all skin and bones! and pork. we must fead you pork.

Russian Girl- Again?
by lizzy fr March 2, 2008
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Russian T-bag

When a guy takes a piss in a girls mouth and then dunks his balls in her mouth thats still filled with his own piss.
Hey, it was pretty nice giving your mom a Russian T-bag last night.
by Dave May 12, 2003
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Russian Rusty Bellows

1. when a person places their mouth over a different person's asshole and inhales a fart, then places their mouth on another person's mouth, and then exhales the fart into the other person's mouth.

Origin: Russia, where bodily gases are commonly used to preserve heat or savor flavor.
1. I became excited, and was no longer hungry, after he gave me the Russian Rusty Bellows.
by MSST October 30, 2010
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russian apple

When you are receiving a blowjob, the moment before ejactulation, you holler "Russian apple!" And the blowjob giver pulls away and punches the receiver directly in the balls. -Eie Newton
by Eie Newton April 16, 2014
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Russian bear

A guy at work that is always on the road having gay sex with a copious amount of men.
I heard the Russian bear(mark) took it real hard from frank this week.
by Mr Dumas June 13, 2017
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Russian Chatroulette

(noun) A game in which the user kills himself after being immediately nexted by six attractive women in a row.

Often played within a group, where the first player to achieve the feat must pick up the communal gun and blow his brains out.

Etymology: While the exact origin is unknown, its presence is attributed to the ubiquitousness of ugliness, self-loathing, high-speed internet connections, and Deerhunter on DVD.
<Enter 22-year old Norwegian girl with short ruddy-blonde hair, piercing eyes, and mysterious smile>

User: whoa....hi.

<girl's eyes linger for but a moment before her screen immediately cuts to black>

User: Fuck my life.

<User picks up his trademarked Russian Chatroulette revolver and puts a stop to the neverending dejection>
by Dirty Monk March 5, 2010
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