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Doghouse Riley

When a lonely elderly person moans for the sake of moaning because they have given up on life and are scared of what lays ahead in the future. They tend not to deal well with things moving forward or advances in modern life. They also harp on about things that happened in the fifties. 99.9% of what they say tends to be mind numbingly boring and not interesting.
Things have changedand he can't accept it. He's a right Doghouse Riley.
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Team Riley 

When one is sick and tired of the drama involving Team Jacob and/or Team Edward, and just decides to join Team Riley instead, in search of the next hottest guy in the Twilight series.
Ashley: i'm on team edward.
Brittany: wow, im on team jacob, he's so much hotter.
Ashley: no way guuurl!

*start fighting*
Becca: this is why i'm on team riley, geez

Alyix Riley

Future millionaire, front-women and maybe actor. Also is the best person ever, and probably might change their last name to Knight because why the hell not. (Also is better than everyone else)
#ALYIX RILEY: let me be the next awsten knight smh
Alyix Riley by xoalyix November 11, 2020

Hyper_Riley 

a man online with huge massive testicles and eats bricks for breakfast his nuts are prolly the size of your head and yet he loves you at the same time no homo tho
"yo have you seen Hyper_Riley" "oh the dude with massive nuts yeah"
Hyper_Riley by hugeman42069 May 13, 2022

Pull A Riley 

To flex on people for no apparent reason just because his self esteem is extraordinary low. He also may he tendencies to swear, be violent, and to step on other peoples shoes just because he is a massive dick, but that doesn't mean he HAS a massive dick.
"Bro, these are new shoes, you don't have to go pull a Riley on me!"

Scrappy Riley 

When a guy repeatedly licks another guys ass hole after an untamable bout of diahrea.
Chris gave his boyfriend a scrappy riley after eating chicken marsala
Scrappy Riley by xander crews II February 23, 2010

shannon riley 

an assassin who kills little kids
I'm about to go Shannon Riley up in here
shannon riley by Snipe August 24, 2017