Retford

A town in North Nottinghamshire with no history and yet prides itself in being historic.

The only viable activity is to develop a drinking problem.

Nothing in the way of night clubs but still has a vibrant *cough* nightlife. (If you want a fight that is)

person one- "night out in Retford?"

person two- "much as I like not being in a fight, there's nothing better to do"

by Eyebrows Mcgee December 8, 2010

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retard

What Asian parents call their child if any academic grade is lower than 95-100 range.

(Asian Mom looking at report card)

(Asian kid opens the door)

Asian Mom: You got B in math! Are you retarded? Yes, I think you are.

by kevwang95 June 15, 2010

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Retail Vampire

For those who work in retail during the holiday season it's the phenomenon of going into work in the dark and going home in the dark-- thus eliminating any sun exposure for about 3 months.

co worker: "You gonna skip out early today boss?"

boss: "Nah, you know us retail vampires-- all day every day!"

by flyboy1980 October 20, 2010

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Rettke

a universal word for a fat gay kid who thinks he can rap and says he has a big penis when its only 2 inches long. He thinks he can get girls but really he has a gunt and he no lifes call of duty all day and dick rides people on facebook. to sum it up a Rettke is just another term for a faggotron, queer, faggot, homo, fatass, nolife, or a white person who thinks he can rap.

Sterling Rettke fag homo queer bitchnigga no life try hard gay kid white kid from small town who thinks he can rap but is hella fat fatass

by mad vagina getter November 8, 2010

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